Ladies, what's the one gift he should never get you?

 The Ten Gifts Men Should Never Buy For Women: 

#1.)  Underwear. 

#2.)  Toiletries and cosmetics. 

#3.)  Perfume, because men never quite pick the right scent. 

#4.)  Kitchen utensils. 

#5.)  Cheap jewelry. 

#6.)  Chocolates. 

#7.)  Shoes or slippers. 

#8.)  A vacuum cleaner. 

#9.)  Flowers. 

#10.)  Exercise clothes, a workout DVD, or anything else that suggests she NEEDS to work out. 

--A few other things that just missed the top 10 are ADULT TOYS, anti-aging products, and luggage.