--On Monday night, a surprisingly attractive couple had sex ON A TABLE at a restaurant in Orlando, Florida . . . while families ate nearby.
--The couple was 32-year-old Jeremie Calo and 32-year-old Tiffani Lynn Barganier. They were eating and drinking on the outdoor patio at a restaurant called Paddy Murphy's . . . and started having sex right there on the table.
--Families with young children were eating inside and could clearly see them. So the manager called the police.
--By the time the cops got there, Jeremie and Tiffani had stopped getting-it-on. None of the families inside would provide statements about what they saw, so no public lewdness or indecent exposure charges were filed.
--But Jeremie was arrested anyway, because apparently after he got away with the public sex, he decided not to pay the check.
