(Can I just say..This is terrible.)    Remember that news story from August where the 85-year-old woman in Spain tried to restore a painting of Jesus in her church . . . but ended up painting over it and accidentally made him look like an Eskimo monkey? 

--Now her version of Jesus is a HALLOWEEN COSTUME.  There's a photo online of a guy who made a mask that looks just like, quote, "ruined Spanish fresco monkey Jesus."  And it's spot on. 

(io9)