A local news crew in central Arkansas was doing a story about a tree that landed on a house, but ended up filming something ELSE as well. 

--They were in the middle of taping an interview with the elderly couple who lived there, when a guy walked out of the woods . . . and he was completely NAKED. 

--The husband saw him before anyone else did, and he had the best line.  He said, quote, "I oughtta go out there and start a [butt] kicking contest."