What The New Job Lingo Means
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" .. We have no time to train you.
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" ..We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED" .. You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" .. Some time each night and some time each weekend.
"DUTIES WILL VARY" .. Anyone in the office can boss you around.
So this morning I stepped outside to see what kind of day it was going to be, and in hoped a frog! I wish I had time to take a picture, but I was too busy chasing him around the kitchen. Finally got him, gently picked him up, and returned him to the great outdoors.He didn't look like Kermit, a litle more of the guy below!